First time back on tumblr in almost a year. Holy sweet Jesus. Tumblr is not made for married parents.
WWII Facebook Style
I love these so much you don’t even know
greatest history lesson ever created
I LULED SO HARD
I need this on my blog.
(Source: , via livelifebyliving)
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
Worth reblogging. Sorrynotsorry.
when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime
Leave your stories in my ask, I’m really curious to know!
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I’M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE