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rampant-noodle:

with-the-dawn:

lolathelost:

Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.

This blew my mind

holy fucking shit

(Source: seattlbites, via breathing-isnt-living)

little-miss-melancholy:

Bluebonnet landscapes painted by Juliun Onderdonk

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via donttt-let-me-goooo)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"Men aren’t stupid, and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here’s the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you around. Anything."

- Kim Gruenenfelder, A Total Waste of Makeup (via aestheticintrovert)

(Source: simply-quotes, via 69shadesofgray)

tastefullyoffensive:

Like Father, Like Son [via]

Previously: Artist Dad Colors in Drawings Made by His Kids

(via ridiculouslyproper)

themiseducationoflife:

🙌👏

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via blvcklondon)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via kiararenee)

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via tatian4)

king-emare:

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

lmaooo thank you^^^ i scrolled back up to read the article and it was the best decision of my life

(Source: travalicious, via tatian4)