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First time back on tumblr in almost a year. Holy sweet Jesus. Tumblr is not made for married parents.

communismkills:

squigggle:

zeldatits:

lieutenantker:

WWII Facebook Style

I love these so much you don’t even know

greatest history lesson ever created

I LULED SO HARD

I need this on my blog.

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cauliflowerqueen:

geekscoutcookies:

anakisa:

this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch

they won’t be touching with your man between them

image

Worth reblogging. Sorrynotsorry.

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ladykatniss:

when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime

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How did you find my blog?

Leave your stories in my ask, I’m really curious to know! 

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lucykrap:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY


I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY? 

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,

I’M FUCKING CRAZY

BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU

SO ROT THERE MAYBE

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steptoe:

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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