Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”
- Kim Gruenenfelder, A Total Waste of Makeup (via aestheticintrovert)
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
lmaooo thank you^^^ i scrolled back up to read the article and it was the best decision of my life
There comes a point in your life where you’re stuck at a crossroad. One way: keep everyone happy, but yourself. The other way: Keep yourself happy. It all goes back to Robert Frost’s famous poem, “A Road Less Traveled.”
You must choose, and choose wisely. Once you’ve chosen that path there’s no turning back. No, “But this isn’t what I wanted.”